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It all seems very arbitrary. I applied to this job because they were hiring, I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But, no matter how you get there or where you end up…Human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home.
Creed Bratton (via preparetheway)

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Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.

(via allthewrongquestions)

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Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.

(Source: sirheisenberg)